Passover

hey so passover this year has been really intresting i got on to a plane to the OC on thursday the 21 and that was awesome stopped over in chicago bored out of my mind foor 3 hours
(!!!BORING!!!!) got to OC and waited in the airport baggage claim forever, tooking forever for a an airport with palm trees inside and palm trees too they suck. (and monuments so many all over) anywho natalie picked me up and we went to the beach it was awesome we parked on the outside cause the beach closes at 10pm there (old geezerrs enforced it) so walked down this huge ramp and got to the bottom awesome there were some people hanging out there
and we both went for a walk went up to the water sat down a little and wasted time and

(ALL A SUDDEN) the police helicopter shows up and blinding light out of no where cant see whats going on (MY EYESS~~!!!!) so we thought they were doing beach clean up cause it was like 12 something so we left(ANDALE!!) got in to the car and as were driving off we see a chase by a few cops so i guess it was cool that we were there. Got back home and chilled for a like a second had some water and i wasted the rest of my night away :) and fell asleep on the couch and josh shadpour at 3am starts making noise outside the door (HE WAS BARKING AROOOF!) anywho was told off by natalie, went to bed left at ten after a few failed attemps at hooking up to the UCI ethernet system (security issues) went to a play practice, no one was there met hailey and crew and josh (PINK PHONE?? AND EAR PHONES) then went to the train station bought a ticket natalie left did some photo shoots for the place for my documentary and boarded train passed the nuclear boob dome

.OMG(i just typed two pages and the damn computer crashed i guess i gotta start over dumb piece of crap. so anyway i bought a bagel and chips and pepsi on the train and made a few stops on the way and we finally got to san diego downtwn and that was pretty cool saw a tram that was going to mexico and i asked how to i get to the hotel and i was told by information taht there was a ferry and taxi so i took the more direct route and took the taxi to the marriot got there and checked in and went to the room and met josh and shevy which were all pretty cool guys and then thats was that didnt see anyone in paticular talked to liz for long ass time wonder how many minutes used up only 88 minutes must be from the other month damn i totally dreading this month so much to pay in bills crazy shit. so anyway went aroundand took pictures and stuff and went to rearrange the room and got comfortable and took a shower and chilled a while and stuff and what not and then out of nowhere two guys show up ten minutes before shabbat and were like grab your stuff and go to the lobby coming out of the shower and chilling i just put on my slippers and went to the lobby and no one was there i even paged the fag mel and nothing he didnt show up (MAYBE HE WAS FUCKING HIS LITTLE KIDS UP THE ASS, CAUSE HIS WIFE SURE AINT GETTING ANY) anyway went back to the room and got dressed for shabbat and met this old dude in the hallway and they said i look like a nephew they have so whatever and prayed and shit and saw mel give a little anouncement and didnt know taht was him but he is such a fat fag whatever so went to dinner were told by the mrs. mantle (fake whore ) that we should eat in the back and not allowed to eat with the other human biengs so whatever went and found fatass mel and talked to him and he is like go eat dinner and he will talk to me later and so um i was like no i wanna know whats up and he said he doesnt want me tehre cause i never got the contract and i was never officially hired and my name was in the list by mistake and the hotel by mistake and a fourth bed was a mistake so i was like i hired by your wife and wtf and he said go eat and will take care of it later. so anyway went to eat sooooo nervous and just drank wine and there no wine and met michal the chef and he even wasnt allowed to eat with the company what shit his whole family such crap we were eating in a stuffy room with linen around us what shit anway after bieng tipsy and nervous i went back to the room and was about to go to sleep after being so warn out, and chevy walks in and says taht it sucks and gives me a beer and i said i should take care of it and i gotdressed and went to find fatass Mel and nothing went to bed with the other guys and then all a sudden fat ass shows up and shouts WHERE IS SHARONE MAHPOUR no answer so he said WHERE IS SHARONE IF YOU DONT TELL ME IM GONNA GET SECURITY TO FIND HIM so i was like im sharone not wanting to cause trouble for the other guys and he is like GRAB ALL YOUR STUFF AND FOLLOW ME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE AT THIS HOTEL so i was like rabbi with respect for fatass can i just talk to to you and he is like in a abrupt and hitlerish way NO! NOTHING TO SAY takes me upstairs and shows me the room im suppose to sleep in and its a table with sheets on it and a blanket, i asked him rabbi there mustbe a way icant work for the job i offered to work for free for food and room and he turned me down cant wait to take him to court bastard fat ass